Saturday, May 1, 2010

New Identity

It's moving weekend. Current status: my apartment looks like rabid monkeys started throwing moving boxes around. There's so much work to do, it's overwhelming. I am going to be packing ALL day... well, except for the hour massage that I booked, and some work that I have to do, and it's sunny out so I better tan on the roof for a bit, and I should make it to the gym, oooh and I need to go grocery shopping, and go to REI...

Anyways, last night I had an eye opening realization that this adventure is going to become my identity. I will no longer just be Hilary (Bill to some of you) but I will be Hilary the Homeless Girl. Which is fine, but it means that I'm going to have to embrace this new identity and even step it up a level. Last night one suggestion that I got was that I should black light hotels and evaluate the cleanliness. Another was to see how much free stuff I can get at what hotel... other ideas are welcome.

5 comments:

  1. I like how we can call you Hilary the Homeless Girl...but at least you have money...unlike so called "car people"

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  2. Thanks babe!! I like how you are starting to justify this to sound normal. I just love you

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  3. I think you should just rate the hotels in general. Maybe you can become a pseudo travel writer in your spare time. :-)

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  4. Just rate what's important to you in a hotel... how's the gym? The mini-bar? (haha) The quantity and quality of coffee/breakfast. The attractiveness of the staff. You get the picture.

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  5. Do you really want to see what comes up with a black light at a hotel...

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